Do you sell caskets?

I keep getting other people's emails.  Yeah it's a pain in the arse. 
The latest batch have been about coffins.  Yes you read right, coffins.   I used to get stuff like that all the time too when I was doing my horror site.  I would get people looking to advertise their s/m stuff and they would get really pissed off when I would turn them down. 
I ran a horror site, not a goth site.  Take that crap to that vf.

I would love to have a coffin-table myself actually.  I have always loved the shape of the "traditional" edged coffins.  I think having one as a table or a hope-chest would be cool for a themed library/den.
Not sure if I would want a glass one like in Bram Stoker's Dracula or a dark wood one like in Interview with a Vampire  though?

Maybe one of each?  And yes they actually make coffin furniture.